ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
WHWRE YOURE SO GLAD TO WAKE UP
EVERYTHING IS LOVED EVERYBODY HUGS
m86:
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
this is my favorite post of all times every single time I slip on anything I picture this post it literally changed my life there’s no other definition to it
my girl is like 9/11 she’s got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it
When people say “defund the police is too scary” ask them how scary this graphic is and ask if the funding police get correlates to the conditions in the city or if that same money would be better off reallocated to… Let’s say a fucking library
look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh














